Fredder fosber...?: mph! (hello, everybody. it's me, fredder fosber.) mph mph! (you might be wondering what i've been up to.) mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph mph (nothing much, really.) mph! (i've been busy trying to sort things out since last time we met. you see, i had a mishap. i fell into the melted cheese DNA Database last time i tried adding you for you transgression, and ended up like this. It's been some difficult days adapting to my new exterior, which is now as molten as my insides, but rest assured. next time we meet again, i'll be in a better shape.

i've been working with stem cells in order to try and get my beautiful mug back, and thus far, the results have been promising. if this works, i'll back to my usual sexy self in no time at all. so, until then, please send fredded cheese pics in chat. or don't. you are still banned, after all. and i don't feel in the mood to forgive you. run along now, that's all i had for you to day. see ya!)