Total Medals Earned: 1,654 (From 320 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,205 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/500 points)
Jump to the Top of Noobie Island!
Finish the Tutorial
Get to the Top of Dark Hill
Get to the Top of Enol Hill
Get to the Top of the Twin Peaks
Climb the first 4 mountains!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete level 10
Complete level 17
Complete level 25
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (75/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Don't click on the cliff so early!!
Reset the menu 10 times... WOW.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Earn 50,000 points.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 50.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Beat the game in under 10 minutes
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Beat the game in under 1 minute
Medals Earned: 10/25 (220/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.