Total Medals Earned: 1,362 (From 270 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,500 Points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Buy a book
Reach Difficulty 10
Equip an item in each team slot
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/475 points)
Guessed five pixels
Guessed ten pixels
Guessed twenty pixels!
Guessed thirty pixels!
Guessed forty pixels!
Guessed fifty pixels!
Guessed sixty-five pixels!?
Guessed eighty pixels!?
Guessed one hundred pixels!!!
Guessed one twenty-five pixels???
Guessed one seventy-five pixels???
Guessed two twenty-five pixels???????????
Guessed every possible pixel!
Guess an impossible pixel
Guess five impossible pixels
Guess ten impossible pixels
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Guess every single pixel! Holy shit!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete the game with no potions
Complete level 3
Learn the whole story from Richard
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Complete your morning
Find a way downtown
Complete your list of errands
Enjoy the park!
Your tummy has a bit of the rumblies
How should you spend your free time?
Time to unwind
Better get ready for bed!
The day's over
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/500 points)
Reach the second hut by following the sign.
Beat the game without firing a single shot!
Save the day in record time! (Rescue Börte with 2 min to spare)
Beat the game without missing a single shot!
Kill off 13 giants
Beat the game without being hit even once. (Dodge or block every enemy)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Load into the game
Listen to the scientists last words
Turn off the power
Run into the scribble
die
Escape the facility
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/85 points)
Kill the final boss
Kill two enemies with one throw of the sword
Get your sword stuck when you need to save your pal
Don't die even once and complete the game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise