Total Medals Earned: 1,369 (From 271 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,535 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (30/30 points)
You put The Blammer out of his misery
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/20 (125/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 9/18 (145/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/145 points)
Escape the first room (Cell)
Guess the Demon's Name
Give the Golden Apple To the Imp
List all user-submitted games
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Serve a drink correctly.
Lose a game.
Get a score of 5,000
Serve 25 drinks correctly.
Serve 50 drinks correctly.
Serve 100 drinks correctly.
Turn away a customer with invalid ID.
Serve a drink with bourbon, scotch, and beer in it.
Get a score of 20,000
Get a score of 50,000
Get a score of 100,000
Do a front flip over the bar counter.
Serve a drink containing both cola and milk.
Serve a drink with no alcohol or mixers.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (80/105 points)
Colors
Puzzler
Scientist
Escape
Smarty
Medals Earned: 7/14 (55/355 points)
Obtain and use the Untouchable Drive.
Destroy an enemy by ramming into it with your ship.
Crash into an enemy, destroying both yourself and the enemy.
Destroy SKYNET
Obtain the seeker launcher and fire it at a hostile target.
Get a combo of 12 or higher.
Destroy Blendo
Destroy Alvin the Tank
Destroy the final boss
Score 120000 points in one game.
Gain a shield that protects your ship from damage
Complete the game with at least 3 credits remaining.
Complete the game.
Complete the game with a single ship.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (70/320 points)
Reach Level 2
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 4
Reach Level 5
Reach Level 6
Reach Maximum Level
Survive 10 seconds on Maximum Level
Survive 100 seconds on Maximum Level
Medals Earned: 3/14 (60/370 points)
Your fate is sealed.
Racing toward fate.
Your journey is over.
There were no survivors.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game